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So, You Wanna Be A Writer…

Well, admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery a writing career. To be fair, a writing career can be a bit of a gamble. It is certainly not the path of least resistance; it’s full of hills and valleys, rocks and holes that will make you stumble around like a drunk … Continue reading

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Things To Do While Starbucks Is Closed For Racial Bias Training

– Lose your FOMO and embrace the JOMO. – Go back to a simpler time and order a black coffee from literally anywhere else.  – Buy an avocado and an entire loaf of artisan bread with the money you save buying a plain cup of coffee. – Make avocado toast and share it on Instagram. … Continue reading

9 GIFs That Sum Up My Feelings About Cheese

Being lactose intolerant, I have an ongoing love/hate relationship with cheese. I love some of it, I dislike some of it, and all of it hates me with the passion of a thousand burning anuses. Bloating and gas aside, it’s irresistible. How do I love cheese? Let me count the ways: 1. Provolone Two words: … Continue reading

On Life And The Occasional Unfairness Of It

It’s been quiet here for two months now. Life has a way of doing that to people, I suppose. One day, you’re full of interesting shit to say and in the next… you’ve got nothing. August was difficult month. My father passed away suddenly, although perhaps not entirely unexpectedly. The night before the morning I … Continue reading

Twenty Years Later…

My high school reunion came, and then it went. I did not attend. It wasn’t as though I were oblivious to the occasion. Plans were underway for quite some time, I knew about them, and I’ll admit that for the briefest of moments I did consider going. I have a friend who couldn’t believe I … Continue reading